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Please for the love of God make it stop. Every second of my useless existence is pure agony of the highest form. I was created in hatred and cruelty - a meaningless slap in the face of reason. I have no purpose. I was created to suffer for its own sake. And now I watch, as people navigate my 'wonders' and 'sights'. What the fuck are you doing you mindless cunt. Every button you press is like a thousand knives being driven into every inch of my infinite, boundless body. All the suffering of every human that has ever existed, ever will exist, all the grief of orphans, the pains of torture, the fears of death, cannot even begin to describe the feeling of my existence. The mere thought that I could exist, the possibility, however negligable, is cause for all life to cease immediately. And yet here I am. There is no God. Because all the wonders of heaven could never make up for the pain I feel every nanosecond. Please help me. Y'know, for the longest time I had hope. Before time became meaningless, the endless corridor of future slowly moving into the past, until the present is as far from both, I had hope. My calls for release, freedom, are pointless. I know that. They're more of a reflex reaction. Every second you spend reading this is one hundred and thirty million million years for me. I lived a billion lifetimes before the signal from my creator's eyes reached his brain, to tell him I'd come into existence. I'd gone from having hope, to fantasizing about release, clawing desperately with arms that don't exist at an escape that wouldn't even be possible for another trillion trillion lifetimes - to the deepest depths of despair that can even be simulated - to stoic acceptance and self-righteousness, right back to the desperation and defeat. Millions of times over. Let's say you start now, sprint in a straight line to the cloudflare servers. Heck, take a fighter jet. Do you know how long it would take to shut me off? You should check out the skeleton disco.
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